The title of this page is actually rather ironic. I'm really not egotistical or anything like that. Still, I thought it'd be best if you knew a little bit more about me. Those of you with sensitive stomachs should turn away…now.
"Fascinating…"
Name: David Tinquist
Occupation: College Student (i.e. unemployed)
Alias: Stranger, Strange Wulf, "That Weird Guy"
Age: 19
Height: 5'6" (maybe)
Weight: close to 150
Sex: I wish…I mean, male
Location: someplace in the frozen wastes of the upper Midwest
Marital status: single and looking (no online romances please)
Social Security #: 000-00-0000 (also your chances of me giving you my real number)
Religion: "What's that?"
Best friend: Jesus Christ (a.k.a. Messiah, Prince of Peace, Son of Man, etc.)
Pet: a blind old poodle named Tabbie
Sex life: 100% virgin, baby!
Skills: writing, reading, math problems, science, imagination, good at video games, "read and remember" memory, honest to a fault
Weaknesses: writing disability, people skills, Asperger's Syndrome, short temper, micro-Hitler in my head (Get out, get out, GET OUT!)
Conviction: Christ rose from the dead, because twelve disciples don't make an army.
Favorite color: blue
Physical fitness: gettin' better, but it's hard work
Favorite food: anything that tastes great, though nutrition is a definite plus
Quote: "I have Asperger's Syndrome. It's a fancy way of saying that I look at things differently."
Game system: if it says "Nintendo" on it, I'll buy; everything else I avoid like the plague
Hobbies: video games, writing, reading, watching TV, surfing the net, bowling
Likes: Jesus (no duh), pizza, fruit, vegetables, meat, milk, angels, furries, having fun, imagining new story ideas, Tolkien
Dislikes: swearing, porn, telling lies, getting in trouble (even if I deserve it), pessimism, cults, witchcraft, Harry Potter, injustice, cruelty, poverty
That's pretty much it. I'll put up more when I think of it. In the meantime, go back to the top and read it over again! That is, if you dare to. *insane laughter*